So, the Devil went down to Exxon...

From the New York Times:

Exxon Mobil, the world's largest oil company, said yesterday that its third-quarter net income jumped 75 percent, to $9.92 billion. Its profit in the first nine months of this year - $25.42 billion - already equals its full-year earnings for 2004. This year's sales, which topped $100 billion in the last quarter, are expected to exceed those of Wal-Mart.

Really, Exxon? You claim you HAVEN'T made a deal with the devil?

So, why is it that YOUR FACE IS MELTING?

HMMMMM?